if you don’t think this is the saddest thing in the whole of the MCU then you’re very very wrong.
in bathtubs full of
Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.
Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.
They are the English majors.
They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
if you text me back only with “haha” ill kill you
yea sure jesus can walk on water but can he swim on land?
when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight.
you cant expect people, to always be happy, even if they are in love. because life doesn’t stop for anyone. But you can be there for the good fight.
my god why can’t everyone be like this
lil dude just hugged a chicken