im going to get strong muscles so i can carry the animals out of sea world and put them back in the ocean
I asked my girlfriend what word she would use to describe me and she said “mine”
if you wanna be my lover you gotta reblog my text posts
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."